What I Wish I Had Said
When the Telemarketer Called
Am: "Hello".
Telemarketer: "Hello, this is Clearly a Pane Windows. We'll have a team in your area all the rest of this week. What day would you prefer to have us stop by to give you a free estimate?"
Am: "Raul? Is this Raul Slimesucker? The son of Sally Slimesucker and some unidentified member of a prison work detail? I haven't heard from you in weeks, Raul."
Tm: "I'm not Raul. Uh, do you want ... ."
Am: "Are you sure you're not Raul? You really sound like a Slimesucker bastard to me."
Tm: *CLICK*
Anyway, now you know where I think telemarketers come from.
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I might have responded, "Yes, Clearly a Pain!"